No woman can say to themselves and be HONEST that we're not confusing, even to ourselves. I honestly think that if we want to make sense, we should just use the same thought process that men use (when they're not thinking with their reproductive organs, that is). I'm going to attempt to break things down for you, I hope this makes sense.
I want a good man that has a job, his own place, and a car. I want him to treat me like a Queen, tell me that he loves me, and take me out. He also needs to be sensitive, smart, funny, and faithful.
Sounds great, right? Yeah, us women love that shit. We love wishing for it, and telling anybody that will listen that we wish we could find somebody like that. Then, when we actually do find a guy like that, who hasn't been "ruined" by some woman breaking his heart, this is what happens:
God, he's so annoying! All he ever does is work! He's so clingy, ugh!
then when she tells him it's time to change his ways:
OMG! he doesn't care about me anymore! He never listens!! He cut back his hours at work, and isn't bringing in as much money, he's such a bum!
No wonder guys turn into selfish pricks. It's our fault most of the time.
Now on to the next subject. Honesty. bahahahahah!
Honey, be honest with me, I won't get upset. I really want to know what you think.
Men, NEVER fall for this one, it's always a trick question. A trap. Unless your woman has a good head on her shoulders and doesn't get butthurt over every little thing, this will be her reaction:
YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE! YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I DON'T REALLY WANT YOU TO BE HONEST, JUST TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR!!!!
Yes guys, it's a double edged sword. If you are honest with us, you're an insensitive asshole. If you lie to us, you're a lying asshole.
Well, that concludes this session for now. I'm sure I will follow up with another round soon. Until then, see you in the kitchen, ladies!
OH, and go here, it speaks the truth.
also, thank you Boyle for the inspiration, you kick ass my friend!
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Ummmm. I guess I'm one of the few. Because when I say tell me the truth, not what I want to hear. I don't wig out. I actually get quiet, which might be scarier. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou never were one to bite your tongue or say things you don't 100% feel, but you know women in general are crazy creatures, and i thank baby jesus every day that i was not born a man, because if i was, i would have to learn to love buttsex, and that just doesn't seem all that fun to me.
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