Adventures in parking

I may look like a normal 28 year old female, but actually I suffer from a really bad disease. The disease is called "Lazyassitis".

So, since I suffer from this horrid disease, I take FULL advantage of the handicapped tags on my car, well, my dads car. Lets not be picky and split hairs on this, since I drive it way more than he does.

ANYIMALAZYASSWAY, I went to the store today to pick up some stuff, and there it was, gleaming like a beacon of salvation... the handicapped spot RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STORE! I think to myself "heheh, YEEAAAAH, mommas got a VIP spot today!". I pull right on in the spot, and I half noticed the car parked in front of me with 2 people in it, but all I thought to myself was "hm, the guy in the passenger seat is kinda cute...". As I am getting the kid out of the car, the driver starts making all sorts of weird faces and hand gestures at me. Guess he didn't know I have the license plate with the crippled guy on it. So I laughed at him, and got the kid out of the car.

I totally had a Denis Leary moment

"Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces"